Sunday, October 16, 2005

Let's go, go-go White Sox.

Pat: There are two rules. There are only two rules.

1. Go White Sox.
2. If at any point in your life you have ever put on a blue hat, do not ever say "Go White Sox."

We don't need bandwagon jumpers. We didn't put up with your superiority "we're the real lovable losers here" shit for decades just to welcome you aboard once we started winning. You cannot be a "Chicago Fan." You are either a White Sox fan or you are not. If you are not, you are welcome to be a Cubs fan; they take anyone. But you can't say, "Oh, boy, the White Sox are my second favorite team after the Cubbies! Go White Sox and go Cubbies '06!" No. You cannot. You. Can. Not. You cannot be a fan of the ChiSox and have one ounce of affection in your heart for the stupid Cubs. You are a stupid Cubs fan, and we neither want nor need you. I can't wait to see how many shiny new black hats show up on the Red Line tomorrow.

Tim: ...Hey, like my new hat?


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